Kidnappers are now adultnappers, police catch five men in a car with 30 million naira cash to convince police before they exceed their mission but its another set of police where on duty in that army checking point. So they catch them an take them to barrack for questions.

Sept 30. I saw a girl the left eye is brown and the right eye is black. She was walking faster maybe she does not want people to notice her eye color. She is beautiful but if she staired at u, then u become scare of her true the eye sight color :(

School party oooh

Jesuss,every thing that comes in @mashionmario's mind is found on yocliq,"that a car moves on a road with tyres",kkkkk whtat does it mean hmm

Let me say if u have eaten a fried chicken an a roast chicken one of them is not cook but is cooked. :D

there are footballs that injure naked foot so change the word "football" to "shoeball" :D

Pink potatoe is sweeter than white potatoe?

storing gas on pen ink pipe is very easy just use lighter to pump the gas into the pen pipe an fold the pipe quickly if u unfold it the gas will excape.

What is biology, in ur own understanding?

#Yocliq is breaking,the fight of sherizo and youngpresident is breaking #Yocliq
lets stop the fight
#YocliqERS

A car move on the road with tyres.

#Yocliq is breaking the fight of @sherizo and @Youngpresident is breaking yocliq
we need to stop the fight
#Yocliqers
lets move

I told @paix bro i just bought new xr 220k he said mario show me update i said am just doing my ilot stuff an i got huge win. Paix send me a screenshot an i smile i tell him u are using 750k 13 an still complaining for update, i vex swap 12 in that evening an in the 2nd day he swap 14 i said i give up. I manage life :D but am on 13 maybe am okay with it.

YP and sherizo you both are mad
1. YP you are admin of chattempo why don't you stay they for sometime so that this matter can cool down
2. Sherizo you are moderator of yocliq why don't you use your sense when you know you are elder or older than him. Stupid guy





so you both, use your main sense. You started abusing each other parent do you know how mush your parent care for you foolish guy. If you both parent enermy die would be happy


guy stop all that bad post. Okay!!

now i finally understood that @tynash post the Y In brackets represents The Nigeriao Coat Of Arms Where There Is A Y Shape In brackets

(Y)

Nobody can write a capital 'Y' inside a bracket without spacing. Prove me wrong 😂 #nooneWillGetItRight

Guys Pls Who Knows Why Chattempo Is No Longer Working

How come i joined the site first 3 December 2022 and @Mashionmario joined 18 November 2023 but he has high XP

There is freedom of speech but, i do not guarantee you freedom after speech

Now I Come Online And See 33+ notifications just Because Of A Single Post That I Made Yesterday Night.

Like Guys Can Someone Tell Me What @sherizo and @Youngpresident Were Fighting About or Was It That No One Understood My Post.

Like Am Tired Of Reading Useless Insults about Some One's Mother, Father Or Family Members So From Now On No Use Of Abusive Words On This Site.

Pls Guys @tynash

Do anyone any chat websites that fits a little bit like whatsapp

Please yocliqers,calm down,we came in this site to enjoy,am tired to see a novice disrespecting a moderator

#YOCLIQ_HELPERS

may enlishgd whas bard caan son wone elped mi to teiaching mi a enlishgd? pls teavch meh

happy Jumaat

happy jumaat

FUN TIME! #FUN_TIME

ME AS WIZKID


DR.@SHERIZO AS DAVIDO

Me calling my Dad for what happen today!

Me: Hello dad.

Dad: How are you doing my son, hope no problem?

Me: Dad their is big problem that is why i called you.

Dad: what happen?

Me: someone was claiming to be my father and saying my english was poor due to i wrote british english and abbreviate my type i.e i wrote "bann" instead of ban or banned (verb)

Dad: lolzzz....

Me: why laughing dad?

Dad: a real community elders didnt judge book by it cover be your father he must have be take good important duties in your life. in other way for a someone to be your father he must have achieve a goal that i haven't achieve or older than me at his age must be 78yrs above!.

Me: "wow" Thanks dad!

Dad: Take care!