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1. Nothing Sweet Girls Reach When The Mother Of Her Crush Calls Her "our Wife" she Will Be Like "mama has the Goat Bathed" mama can't I Mop The Sink? "yeee!!! Who Stone Me Akpu

2. I Naw run Online Business...
Just Send Me The Money And I Will Direct The chicken To Your House

3. Teacher:people Without Legs Can't Die, why?
Me:Because They Can't Kick The Bucket Nah

Omo my Wisdom Dey overflow

4. Favour Don Go Tickle Bike Man For Road.... May Their souls Rest In Peace

5. The Moment I Knew Nigeria Was In Trouble Was When Someone Stole His Neighbour's Goat And Dyed it Black
Only For The Owner To See The Goat And Say "This Is My Goat, I Recognized Its Smile"

8. I Wonder How People That Yete Owing lazarus money Felt When Jesus Raised Him From Death

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1. Nothing Sweet Girls Reach When The Mother Of Her Crush Calls Her "our Wife" she Will Be Like "mama has the Goat Bathed" mama can't I Mop The Sink? "yeee!!! Who Stone Me Akpu

2. I Naw run Online Business...
Just Send Me The Money And I Will Direct The chicken To Your House

3. Teacher:people Without Legs Can't Die, why?
Me:Because They Can't Kick The Bucket Nah

Omo my Wisdom Dey overflow

4. Favour Don Go Tickle Bike Man For Road.... May Their souls Rest In Peace

5. The Moment I Knew Nigeria Was In Trouble Was When Someone Stole His Neighbour's Goat And Dyed it Black
Only For The Owner To See The Goat And Say "This Is My Goat, I Recognized Its Smile"

8. I Wonder How People That Yete Owing lazarus money Felt When Jesus Raised Him From Death

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If Manu Win Fa Cup and Finish 8 And Arsenal Finish Second In the Table

Between Manu And Arsenal Who Have Successful Seasion

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  • 33%
  • Man U
  • 0%
  • None
  • 67%
  • Arsenal
  • Total votes: 6 · Final results
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#Itz successful way»»» jokes and storys

A girl missed her period 2 month ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrassed, her mom said,who is the pig that got you pregnant?, the girl picked up her phone and made a cell. An hour later,a young handsome man drove in ferrari to the girl house.
Good evening, the man greeted...Your daughter told of the problem in the house. i can't marry for now because of my family issues,but i promise i will take care of her for rest of her life and if she give birth to a girl, i promise to buy has a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. if it's a boy, i'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. if it's twins, i'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarrige,what do you suggest i do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said, my son,if there is miscarriage,you'll sleep with her again

which country and state this man from

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#Itz successful way»»» jokes and storys

A girl missed her period 2 month ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrassed, her mom said,who is the pig that got you pregnant?, the girl picked up her phone and made a cell. An hour later,a young handsome man drove in ferrari to the girl house.
Good evening, the man greeted...Your daughter told of the problem in the house. i can't marry for now because of my family issues,but i promise i will take care of her for rest of her life and if she give birth to a girl, i promise to buy has a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. if it's a boy, i'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. if it's twins, i'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarrige,what do you suggest i do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said, my son,if there is miscarriage,you'll sleep with her again

which country and state this man from

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#successful Way»»» jokes And Storys
English Vs Pidgin
English: if Theo Walk At Night,Theo might Get Lost
Pidgin:if Theo waka For Night,TheoPILIUS
English:it Will Take A While Before Dan Arrive
Pidgin:Dangote
English:jason Started It
Pidgin:Na JASON STATHAM
English:it's Ramsey dat knows Her
Pidgin:Na RAMSEY NOAH
English:Are You Videoing it
Pidgin:U DAVIDO
English:olamide is Bad
Pidgin:OLAMIDA BAD OOOO
English:how Did U Know
Pidgin:how u TEKNO
English:He Might Know
Pidgin:He Phyno
English:i Thought His Is A Girl... But He's A Boy
Pidgin:i Think Say Ma Girl.... BURNA BOY
English:The Song Belongs To Sam
Pidgin:Na samsung
English:it's David Eat Baked it
Pidgin:Na David BECKHAM
English:selena will Fart
Pidgin:SELENA GOMEZ
English:Their Belly
Pidgin:DEMBELE
English:how Did U Know Dat I Told Him To Knock your head
Pidgin:how U TECNO say ITEL an Make Im NOKIA head

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#Itz successful Way»»» jokes And Story

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming on

Baby 1.heey look,daddy is coming to play with us
Baby 2. Shut Up, u have on sense, that not daddy, is uncle emmanuel,daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us
you will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish

2.A 5years old son catch their parents having sex in the might

Boy: hey,dad what are u doing.?
Dad:oh son am putting fuel in your mom stomach
Boy:Wow,that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putinig that same fuel in the morning when you went to work
Mom: fainted

3. If your plans is to laugh and skip following my profil and without My Post, Get ready, your crush will skip you

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I Go To School With No Pen And Come Back with 10 pen

What I'm
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Who Will Win Nigeria Professional Football League
  • 67%
  • Enugu Rangers
  • 33%
  • Remo stars
  • 0%
  • Enyimba
  • 0%
  • Lobi stars
  • Total votes: 3 · Final results
Between Manchester United And Chelsea

Who Be On Top Of Each Other This Seasion
  • 67%
  • Manchester United
  • 33%
  • Chelsea
  • Total votes: 3 · Final results
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I Will Name My Daughter Pregnant So If Any Men Asked Her Name, She Will Tell Them And Pregnant


What A Smart Move
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Will You Kill You Uncle For 40 Million


Me:lower You Voice Before He Hear You. I Don't want Him To Run
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#Itz successful Way»»» Jokes And Story

REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE
Some village old women are too much. just greet an old women and she will tell u story of your generations......

"good morning maama"
old woman: "good morning" is this not chinedu the son of ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to chioma the daughter of palm wine seller who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of nannozi the the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the musoga from the neighbouring village....... is it not your grandfather mzie katende that died of madness!!!!....eh..... so you have grown so big now.... very wonderful

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Itz successful Way»»» jokes

1. I HEARD one of my neigbour's child today singing..... palents risten to ya childlen,we are d lizards of tomollow,tly and paid our school figs,,and give us d lest edumention

2. Warning!!!
Don't use calculator!
What is a noun?
I want to know those that are good in biology

3. U are dating a yahoo boy and you want him to be true to u
person who lie for a living

4. Facebook is now becoming a total mess
how can vijumilk be sending me friend request
Am i bread???

5.Ladies,stop wasting looking for mr. right, just find mr. left and drag the idiot to right

6. I want for a night prayer at one church......so in the midst of the prayer session, a member touched my shoulder and said YOU WILL WALK", i didn't understand because i have no disability on me... when i got out of the church my transport money had been stolen
INDEED I WALKED

7. Crushing on of without letting of just know it calle crush abuse

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Itz successful Way»»» jokes And Storys

States And Capital
Snake And Carpenter
Abia - Who am i
Adamawa - Loyal
Aklwaibom - You know
Anambra - Your car
Bauchi - Buy chip
Bayelsa - Na Yanga
Benue - My cousin
Borno -My deal go real
Delta - Asanwa
Edo - Begin sitting
Enugu - A new good
Imo - Old way rain
Cross River - Climb her back
Ebonyi -i buy kuli kuli

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Itz Successful Way»»» jokes & storys

Fear Girls
I just met my ex and she was kissioi her new boyfriend in front of me. i was watching them and she saw me then she kissed him more and asked of what i was doing there. i told her my wife is pregnant and i an here to buy baby stuff and i am very very happy. i spoke as he she asked how i was feeling. i proceed in the store as she was looking at me, i bought 3 buckets,diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps them i called a taxi and left she and her boyfriend were looking at me and i felt good. Now,my issue is, he you know any women who has birth, i an selling bucket,diapers,baby seat,snapp and sponge. Please HELP me i was supposed to in and pay our compound electricity bill with the money


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Happy Weekend All Users
May This Weekend Bring You Joy And Happiness
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Itz successful Way»»» Jokes

1. In Igbo we don't say "good morning",we simply say "money ooo" and the person will reply "money my broda!

2. Finally, i have made it in naija. i can now speak french. Born june madam, come on serve her,serve her beer mercy

3. I never know the power of weed until i saw a 90 old years man telling me he want to be a lawyer when he grows

4. What shall is profit you after reading your ex friend post without giving him what he wantz....
i wonder ooo!

5. All this girls thatcse snatching people boyfriend and husbands repent, rapture is near

6. See you, you dey form big boy when your birthday date is on children's day

7. Nothing person no go see for dis obodo nigeria, how can u open a church and name it BET 9JA church of god mission

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Itz successful Way»»» Sunday Jokes

1. I have a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake,right
(on 7)
10. But did you see that i skipped 6
10. You checked
11. And saw you that i doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said "saw you'' not you saw
13. I asko skipped 2
14. You pot tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time now
Keep scrolling on your yocliq
Happy sunday yocliqers
Remain blessed

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#successful Way»»»story

I was shocked as my girlfriend decided to take me out today,"this one this stingy girl say make she take me out today,abi she wan prank me?
I whispered as she took me to the nearby hotel around our area.
As we arrived there,the waiter asked for the kind of foods we will like to order.
"bring fried rice, well fried chicken and a cool drink for me,"my girlfriend ordered.
"What about you young man?," the waiter asked me
"just bring only table water for me,i said. "at least i can be able to pay for it,i whisperee silently. as the waiter was about to bring our orders, my girlfriend called him back. "don't nine him, bring fried rice and chicken for him too," she announced
that's when i knew she was serious
"tomorrow being 14th is your birthday!
i wanna surprise you,"she announced as soon as i finished eating.
ooh na why you buy 2,150 naira done for me?,person wey i spend almost all my savings during her birthday.

Na to breakup with this girls before it reach her birthday
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Drinking garri does not mean you are poor, but allowing de garri to swell up before drinking it,my brother,your village people is at work

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De Most Patience Customers In De World Are Those Buying condom. Dey will Be Like, Serve Him First I Will Wait...

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#Itz successful Way Jokes And Storys
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No body has the lowest voice than a guy asking a lady for her number...
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Who Go Win
  • 25%
  • Chelsea Win
  • 25%
  • Draw
  • 50%
  • Man U Win
  • Total votes: 4 · Final results
#Itz successful Way Jokes And Story

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When A Nigeria Lady Tell You that She Will Marry A Handsome Man,she Is Not Talking About A Man That Is Handsome but A Hand With Some Money
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