In this list i mention for you to vote that you like and love in your life, trust

• 13%
• Money

• 13%
• Dagote

• 0%
• Flavour

• 75%
• God

• Total votes: 8 · Final results

No active duels, members activities are passive *sigh*

Ehhhh.. Hahaha 100% money cant just buy my happiness hmm it will adopt am till ehm grow up... Lolz...

Laugh joor

#LOGIC

Who still remember Jacob my guy

YoCliq now feels like a Ghost site😒

Choose a legend in them

Lewandowski Vinicius jnr E.haland Ganarcho

• Total votes: 5 · 1 day left

Say something about this photo her facebook name is jennifer chioma i'm online right now

Laugh till you forget your password read up!!

(1) In africa when you dodge you mother's slap hmm, you must explain to the family members how you join cultism and why you're trying to kill her

Chaii..

(2) The way am broke Now ehhh... If my girlfriend leave me for rich man. We are going together

LOL

(3) I once try to act like white people, and take just once loof of bread with tea.

i have been fainting since morning..

(4) The way gari help me in this life ehhh.. Am considering naming my male child Garisson and my daughter Gariter

(5) Dont get scared or feel awkward when you mess while urinating.

Omo there is no rain without thunder


(6) I saw one keke today wrote "dont trust woman" in the upper side of the keke

i have a feeling that, that keke man once own a range rover

(7) Apart from smoker's the other pple that are liable to die are those that never mind their own bussiness

(8) Dating a holy holy gal is sweat oo, i cheated, she finds out, we gather pray and blame the devil

(9) Pls yocliqers can drinking to much pepsi course pregnancy?

cuz thats what favour is explaining to her parent

(10) A man enter his house fully drunk in the evening, but to avoid trouble with his wife he quickly take his labtop and pretend that he is busy typing...

he wife get closer to him and whisperd

"you're drunk again abi?"

HIM: Me? Drunk? You've started again oo

HER: Then why are u typing on your brief case...?

Hahahahaha...

if this jokes make u smile pls like, comment the one's out of the ten and follow for more funny stories

AM Still: @UniqueGee

If Manu Win Fa Cup and Finish 8 And Arsenal Finish Second In the Table

Between Manu And Arsenal Who Have Successful Seasion

Vote, Like, And Comment. Lets Discuss About It

• 33%
• Man U

• 0%
• None

• 67%
• Arsenal

• Total votes: 6 · 1 day left

NO NIGHT IS TOO DARK THAT THE DAY WILL NOT BREAK

Who ever lives in Nigeria or know Nigerian politicians well should suggest this funny keeper

Pls sir @tynash,can you make me one of the moderators in @yocliq?

If the sun claim he has power over the moon, let it come and shine at night

Laugh till you choked, read up!!

INTERVEIW WITH SATAN

Interviewer: tell us what exerctly happened?

satan: i swear am innocent, i was just walking around chilling and flexing then eve came to me and ask

"ANYTHING FOR THE GALS"

hahahaha...

(2) USA Means united state of america

but how the heck USB Is not united state of burkina faso? Lolz

(3)that awkward moment when you always meet your crush wearing xame cloth.. it can even make u approach Her say

"bae i can explain"

(4) hmm i know all of una may think say am smart right?

i once try to call sim 1 with sim 2

(5) person go suffer suffer suffer hustle till hunger kill am, hmm and come to his funneral and see how they dey share food..

fried rice, big big chickens, 5 alive.

if nigeria get balance make i bend

(6) because your mum counted the meat in the pot, now you use your teeth and slim fit the meat

Mr tailor well done

(7) okay enough is enough!! Am tired of hidding it

i was the one that put water inside coconut

(8) ahh favour!! I no come, you no come, belle come,

HOW COMES?

(9) HER: Am leaving you cuz you focus too much on football..

ME: uhmmm are you leaving on LOAN OR FULL TRANSFER?

(10) Principal: are u the new english teacher??

Teacher: yes i are

principal fainted!!

#$T0R¥^_T!M£°

A Man was sitting on his couch in his house thinking about life, then boom!! Death came to him and said

"oga i think its about time, cuz your name is first on the list today so am going with you okay?"

the man: what? But i wasnt ready yet, i havent got childrens, i havent even got married and am still broke, i have alot of wishes i havent fufill

Death: am sorry but when the time comes, they is no waiting. Am going with you today their is nothing that can change that am sorry.

The man: okay before we go. Gimme a minute lemme prepare something for you, cuz its a long way from the above huh?

Death: i see, okay no p, but be fast

The man when to the kitchen and prepare a delicious food with drinks at the best as he could and put a sleeping pills in it.

with a smirk on his face be bring the food to death, and death washes his hand and chop the food like no tomorrow, he drink wella.

"I Think you're right its a long way from above" said the death

then he went asleep snurring loud, the man use that little advantage and took the list from his pocket and delete his name from top of the list and put it at the last

after a couples of minutes the death wakes up, he was happy about how the youngman treat him, with a smile he said

Death: wow am so happy about how you serve me and treated me like your guest and because of what u did, since you name is at the top, am gonna start my killing from the bottom

chaii the man fainted!!

hahahahaha i can see u smilling pls like,comment and follow for more funny stories

Pls guys how can i do screenshot on button phone

🤑🤑🤑🤑💵💵💵💵 join now

I meet some people here in novince and stil leaving them in novince but they was always active pls what exactly are u using your XP for? Pls let discuss this

#ST0R¥°_T!M£^

(1)hmm my roommate stole my gf`s number from my phone, that idiot is busy sending love messege to his sister

(2)hmm my landlord is busy calling me a thief just becuz i sanitize his chickens and quarantine them in my fridge

(3)you will never see african parent kissing or hugging inform of romance but boom! 12 childrens baba emeka how comes??

(4)if she cheats on you pls dont beat her just give her fake money to market they will beat her 4 u lolz

(5)david carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 26k, now zip don spoil, as we speak na the shop wey he dey mop since morning

(6)have u noticed that after u finished scratchting ur itchy anus the devil will always whisper "now smell ur finger my child"

(7)bae i swear i love you, even if they ask me to choose between you and trip to america, i promise i will be thinking of you. in the plane

8, i remember when i was a kid i was dumb,i thought judges use to wear indomie in their head, but now that i grow up old i finally understand na spaghetti

Please, who is a tiwar user?

Welcome to May! 🎉. If you need designs like these, send me a dm.

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borussia dortmund vs Paris saint German

Who's your best French singer

#bdi_king

• 14%
• Dadju

• 43%
• Tayc

• 0%
• Tiakola

• 43%
• Master Gims

• Total votes: 7 · Final results

Who know singing

• 0%
• Tayc

• 0%
• Master gims

• 100%
• Dadju

• 0%
• Tiakola

• Total votes: 1 · Final results

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Go and check yocliq duels, you will see the duel of two admins. The admin of #explora.top and #yocliq.com, @itsbgold and @tynash respectively. Please who will you vote for? @tynash[yocliq] or @itsbgold[explora]?